"3 Jingles"

Music and Lyrics by Tom Sperrazzo 2025

Jingle #1

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It's the very finest type of leafy green
It's got the greatest group of vitamins we've seen
You don't have to have a doctorate from Harvard or from Yale
Eat more Kale!
   
   Spinach's blah!
   Broccoli--nah!
   Banish the radish and nuke the cuke;
   If your lookin' for nutrition
   Or a better egg addition
   The king of greens
   Can renew your spleen!

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Why not add it to your smoothie every day?
Good for boiling, baking, frying or saute.
So just listen to us foodies, our advice won't ever fail--     
Just Eat More Kale!

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Jingle #2

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If your city life is oh, too much, you think its time to have a chance of pace
And you're dreaming of a nice old-fashioned place,

Wouldn't you lIke that Old World touch?
It's in Lancaster County with the Pennsylvania Dutch--
We're the Amish!  the Amish! So promise--

You'll come and check us out!

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You won't need your cell fone--
Go and park your cars;
Forget about the internet,
Just come the way you are!
We're the Amish! the Amish! the Amish!
So come and check us out!

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Jingle #3

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When you're out with friends and "it" starts happening again..

Well, it doesn't have to end so soon in shame;

So don't go unprepared--be fearless, never scared--

Rely upon Depends!  Depends!

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Just hit seventy-two and now every hour or two,

Seems you gotta find a loo, so I recommend:

Button up your pride, and pack yourself inside;

Thank God for you Depends!  Depends!