I went to the store when it was very dark;

I heard some funny noises over there in the park;

There were two hundred mooses and two hundred sheep and no ark;

I brought them all home for my wife to keep;

Now we need a place where we all can sleep;

Staying out all night was very scary and creepy!

 

Come on BARN-MAN--we don't wanna roam;

We need BARN-MAN to find us a home!

 

First we heard a ghost singing in the rain;

Looking for some people he could drive insane;

Two hundred mooses were starting to bray real loud;

After a while it was very light,

We were all hungry and we wanted a bite;

Two hundred sheep were really a frightening crowd!

 

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We've got to find a place where we can stay

Where two hundred mooses and sheep can play;

There's only one man who can help find a way;

They used to call him Ryan but he changed his name

Finding homes for animals is his only game

And nobody knows where he lives or where he came from!

 

(Chorus)