Can't get off the dime..

How'm I gonna prime my mojo..?

Need a jump..

Seems I'm in a slump, or some slo-mo dream..

 

Can't get into gear

So it must appear that I must bow now

To that most wonderful drug I know will unquestionably jolt me..

 

Pour me some crank

Yes, get some java

No caffe o'lait or

Peppermint Latte.

Brew me some mud

A coffee infusion

A smokin' cup of Joe.

 

Gotta get my fix

Cuppa caffeine kicks my mood up

Oh that crank

Gives the cord a yank

When it's time to move.

  

Can't get into gear

So it must appear that I must bow now

To that most wonderful drug that will immediately jolt me..

 

(Chorus)