"Crazy Plan"
Words & Music by Tom Sperrazzo, 2020
First he says "I've set you free";
Now we're stymied at the sea;
Says his scheme is taking shape;
Through the deep--that's how we'll escape.
What a CRAZY PLAN!
Doesn't give a damn.
Tells us how to fight the foe--
Don't attack, no sword or bow.
Walk for seven days around,
Yell like madmen, make lots of sound.
What a CRAZY PLAN!
Doesn't give a damn.
That's a dilly, daft and silly, makes me laugh out loud.
I'll patronize it, no one buys it, count me with the crowd.
God knows it cannot be;
Don't think you'll hoodwink me.
Eyes clear and just think straight;
Don't fall, don't take the bait.
Send your foes into the sea;
Pass beyond and follow me;
Worry not! I'll shelter thee!
What a brilliant plan!
No one gives a damn.

Song Facts:
Reflection on typical reaction from Old Testament skeptics