Jo-Ann,
I saw you there at pickle ball;
Lovely Jo-Ann,
Hangin' with your ladies at the dinin' hall;
You seemed so bright and cheerful and alive;
So full of vim and vigor, even though it's after five;  
Oh, Jo-Ann, could we have dinner?
You are a winner.

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Jo-Ann,
I've watch when you're at Jazzercize;
Lovely Jo-Ann,
I hope that you're available, dating-wise;
Jo-Ann!

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Jo-Ann,
I heard that you're a Frasier fan. (me, too);
Lovely Jo-Ann,
We prob'ly have the same insurance plan (Blue Cross?);
Well, I've had a hip replacement, so I can't shag;
Karaoke, cards, or corn hole, lately that's my bag;
Could we be birds of a feather?
Let's get together!

Maybe we can catch that hunger
That we felt when we were younger;
Whadda say?
Jo-Ann!