Do you wanna have a real good time?

Just like a birthday party?

I know a guy, he's a friend of mine,

And he's lots of fun,

His name is MARTY.

 

If you want a real good pick-me-up,

Someone who's rad and arty;

Someone with a smile like a buttercup,

He's got total class,

His name is MARTY.

 

MARTY always sings that "la-de-da"

Every free and easy afternoon;

So anytime you hear that "oom-pa-pa"

If it's right from the heart--

Bet you it's MARTY!

 

If you need a real good Ha, Ha Ha!

It's time to party hardy;

I spell relief M-A-R-T-Y,

He's a primo guy his name is MARTY.