"Nancy Pants"

Words & Music by Tom Sperrazzo, 1982

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Quite by chance, I met my baby in Paris, France,
In a dance hall;
Tappin' on the tables, legs just like Grable's had she.

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Head of curls, like a crown on her smile of pearls;
In her gown she was an 
Ever-lovin' cutie,
Never off-duty--oh, yeah!

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Took a chance to ask her name she said:
"NANCY PANTS"..that's how the flame of romance
Set us a buzzin', we were in love in no time.

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Wake us in the mornin' and the sun doesn't shine,
Oh, my! We'll have to picnic in the rain!
But Nancy Pants could dance away the blues in a snap,
With nothin' but a tappety-tap!

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Now our plans
Are forever and NANCY PANTS
We're together!
I'm oh-so-glad it happened!
I'm tappin' my love for you!